How we did not pay!!

As soon as we did it , I knew that it would make a very interesting narrative.
It was about 3 am on my birthday and it so happened that Devang Bhaiya was  with us so he suggested we go to Cafe Coffee Day at that time.Now the only joint open at that time was in R.T.Nagar so we went there.
There were 7 of us.Ram,Kapil,Bajaj,Vinod,Pankaj,Devang Bhaiya and me.
We took some drinks,chocolate e.t.c. No one was in a mood to eat anything so we just thought of drinking something as we were there.
Devang Bhaiya ordered a cold chocolate,I favored 1 cappucino and the rest ordered theirs.




Now the story starts here...
The fun began when the waiter served everything to everyone except Devang Bhaiya's cold coffee,so it began to show on his face.
Now the coffee arrived,though a bit late and we were more than ready to forgive, but the real trouble started when the bill which we got included Chicken Tikka and Chicken sandwich. It was not at all palatable to us considering the fact that there were 3 AOL teachers and rest hardcore volunteers.So as Devang Bhaiya put it " Isne galat jagah pe haat mara hai".

We told him to change the bill and give us our real bill which they promptly did. But now Devang Bhaiya was pissed off enough to not get them away so lightly.He calculated everything in his mind along with the taxes and it came out 384 but the bill said 394 so again the bill had to be changed which they shamelessly did.

Now the real real fun begins here...

After so much hassel,they still could not provide the original bill saying that the printer is not working .Now Devang Bhaiya got really fired up and with full awareness started to work things out(read: give them trouble).The biller (or whatever you call his position) came and started to counter argue.His statement basically said "We are so much busy and mistakes happen and we are not God!"


Devang Bhaiya gave a debit card to pay the bill.The waiter took the card only to return saying that they are not accepting cards because the card machine is not working. That was the last straw to Break the Camel's Back.

I promtly showed them the back of the menu which said "All major credit cards accepted".Devang Bhaiya said "We only have card, we don't have cash,how could we have known that your machine is not working, We are also not God!"

The manager was pissed off enough to do anything to see our backs.He politely said "OK sir,You need not pay! here is your bill".

 Devang Bhaiya

In this way we ate(drank),did not pay, and came out with a bill.
All perfectly legal .We would not have stretched so much but as Devang Bhaiya said :"Usne galat aadmi ke sath galat jagah pe haat mara!!!"